June 8, 2012
This is what I'd like to see in Dragon Age 3
Templars: We have to crush this mage rebellion to keep them from killing everybody, help us out?
Elves: Yo, we are busy trying to survive when EVERYONE'S trying to wipe us out, no thanks.
Elves: And if you're supposed to protect us then how come you never show up when humans come in to rape and rob and slaughter us?
Templars: Um OH LOOK AN ABOMINATION catch you later
Mages: The Circles are unfair, they want to lock us all up like criminals - help us overthrow the Templars?
Elves: Yeah we've been genocided almost out of existence and we're still being enslaved and murdered right and left, how bout you help US out?
Mages: Sorry Mage's Rights first, we'll hit you later.
Elves: Screw all you guys REVOLUTION TIME
Chantry: well, shit.
Thedas: *explodes into chaos*
Flemeth: *cackles mysteriously*
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